The 4 Worst Movies Based on Video Games
HOLLYWOOD HATES A NEW IDEA. They’re not tested, there’s no built-in audience, no guarantee of return on investment, so they prefer to make movies based on books, or comics, or riskier still, video...
View Article5 Questions We Want Answered in “The Wolverine”
A new Wolverine movie is upon us, and if it’s anything like the first film it runs the serious risk coming off like an adamantium bullet to the brain. More or less, our reaction to the movie. X-Men...
View Article5 Reasons “Star Trek” Will Be Like “Star Wars”
AS YOU’VE PROBABLY HEARD from various news outlets and nerds across the Internet, J. J. Abrams will be directing the first of a whole slew of new Star Wars movies. The move was a surprise to everyone...
View Article7 Sci-Fi Films “Oblivion” Shamelessly Ripped Off
SUMMER IS UPON US, which means it’s time for rival movies to take their places in this year’s summer line-up. Just as Armageddon followed Deep Impact and Volcano followed Dante’s Peak, M. Night...
View ArticleVideo Dump: 5 Movies in 60 Seconds
REMEMBER THE TIME we used to connect our giant computers to the telephone and dial up some Internet just to get connected only to be disconnected minutes later when your mom picked up the phone? It’s...
View Article5 Reasons Summer Will Suck at the Movies
THE SUMMER OF 2013 IS UPON US, and for those of you like us it means we can finally start complaining about the movies we waited all year to see. The summer of 2009 was sort of a golden age for this....
View ArticleVideo: James Gandolfini’s Best Moments
We were saddened to hear about iconic actor, James Gandolfini’s death, this week. He passed away in Rome, of a purported heart attack. Only 51, Gandolfini died far too young, but he had a hell of a...
View ArticleVideo Dump: The Reign of Ron Burgundy Continues
IT HAS ALMOST BEEN 9 LONG YEARS since the movie “Anchorman” first came out and had us alienating our friends, family, and complete strangers with our incessant need to work in quotes from the movie...
View Article5 Sensible Things NOBODY DOES in Zombie Movies
WELL, IT’S HAPPENED: “It” being World War Z. The best-selling zombie book since the Bible is finally in theaters, and it is showing every sign of being the #1 zombie film in an otherwise slow year. No...
View Article5 Ways “Star Trek into Darkness” Could Have Been Way, Way Better
IF YOU THOUGHT ATTACK OF THE CLONES was bad, Star Trek into Darkness should be a shining example of how the Star Wars prequels could have been. The film rewrote its canon, pissed off its fans, and...
View ArticleVideo Dump: Everything Wrong with Your Favorite Movies
NO MOVIE IS WITHOUT SIN and Cinema Sins exists on YouTube to tell you exactly that. In snippets of three to seven minutes, they break down the most popular movies and tell you exactly what’s wrong...
View Article5 Movies as Retold by George R. R. Martin
THE FIRST THREE SEASONS of HBO’s Game of Thrones have been a nerdy wet dream come true for fantasy fans and non-muggles alike. Case in point: This image of a literally smokin’ hot naked chick with a...
View ArticleThe 8 Best Movie Heists of All Time
THE HEIST FILM TRADITION has been around just about as long as American cinema has. After all, Hollywood has never needed an excuse to throw a convoluted plot, questionable morals, and largely...
View ArticleVideo Dump: Your Favorite Movies Get the Face Folding Treatment
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED what it would be like if your favorite actors from your favorite movies were missing something? We’re not talking about anything deep or profound like feelings, music or a an...
View Article5 Reasons Why “Guardians of the Galaxy” Is the Ballsiest Movie in History
EVERY NOW AND THEN, a movie comes out of Hollywood with more balls than even Tony Montana can stomach. You got Scarface (both versions), A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Natural Born Killers, and…...
View ArticleThe Top 10 Most Sexually Awkward Moments in Movies
Our eyes are heartsore from watching this even that one time. The consolation is that probably, hopefully, seriously — hopefully, guys — this has never happened to you. Especially that thong on the...
View Article5 MORE Movies as Retold by George R. R. Martin
Remember when we said Star Wars would have been better with more dragons, or that a George R. R. Martin-authored Back to the Future would have boasted even more incest than the Bible? Think about that...
View Article7 Ways the “Harry Potter” Series Could Have Ended Much, Much Sooner
Is it our imagination, or did it seem like there were one or two instances when J.K. Rowling could have shaved a few pages out of the Harry Potter series? Or maybe even a few hundred pages? Or… hell,...
View ArticleTSJ Interviews Actor & Director Tim Matheson
Growing up in Hollywood is never an easy feat. But if you’re actor/director Tim Matheson it’s been a pretty sweet ride with no end in sight. While other actors who began their careers as kids...
View ArticleFrom Cartoon to Woman: The Evolution of Lara Croft
Lara Croft, the gorgeous British archaeologist/kickass adventurer has been charming us for just about 18 years. And it’s not that she’s aged so much from then to now as she’s morphed… like a...
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